The Daytona 500 race was today. Did you watch it? I'll bet it was awesome. I meant to watch it, but I decided to scour around our kitchen sink instead. The grout was getting a little dull and dingey. I used a baking powder solution, with just a touch of dishwasher detergent. I tried to keep things pure, but I don't know.
Anywho, I assume the Daytona 500 winner went faster than everyone else. The driver must've been awesome with his clutch, gas pedal and stick shift. I can only hope his fuel was pure and the quadropoles checked out okay. I'm so glad we have a winner. Congrats.
In case you don't know a lot about auto racing: those stock cars haul ass.
I understand they caught all the cars that were on the juice. Cheating bastards. Doping is bad enough, but when your car does it . . . holy cow. Anywho, I'm glad they're testing the cars for performance-enhancing foreign substances. It's reassuring that the authorities keep NASCAR cars clean from corruption and rocket fuel additives. With global warming and all, the crack down makes perfect sense. I think race car fuel should be pure, pure, pure. If you ask me, Techron is fine, but I draw the line on V-Power. That stuff can be nasty nasty. That's my .02.