I didn't really know her. I know Anna Nicole Smith was a spokesmodel. Actually, I'm not sure about the speaking part. But I know Anna Nicole Smith had blond hair and she was typically referred to by her first, middle, and last names (a la Ruth Bader Ginsburg), which probably said a lot about her character. I'm not sure what it said about her character, but it said a lot.
What do I most remember about Anna Nicole Smith? I remember Anna Nicole Smith wasn't a journalist or a physicist, but she was tall! I remember that. I'd guess she was like 6'5". She probably towered over Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone whenever their paths crossed at Hollywood galas and such.
Someone said this morning that Anna Nicole Smith's first son died of an overdose while her daughter was being born. Like right in the delivery room. Yikes. Now that's tragic. "Hey, li'l sis. Meet your big brother. Oh wait. Where did he go? He was just here a second ago."
Well, that's about it. Except I didn't mention the men in her life. The men in Anna Nicole Smith's life were young, old, and really, really old.
I'll be sure to let everyone know what I find out during these next few days of mourning, resurrected nude photos, and legal battles.
