Ready? Here's my muffin recipe I've been thinking about. It's been on my brain since forever. The recipe is scrumptious. It's scrumpdilicious, actually. You're really going to love it.
REALLY YUMMY MORNING MUFFINS
1 cup milk
1/3 gallon vegetable oil
1 tablespoon grated orange peel
2 tablespoons braunschweiger
1 goose egg (preferrably from a goose)
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tube of paintable tub and tile caulking
4 cups sugar
1 cup powdered milk
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 quart of motor oil (10W/40 okay)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup fresh or frozen cranberries or dried pototoes
More Sugar (optional)
1 tub of mayonnaise
5 tablets of Zoloft (crushed)
4 tadpoles
1/2 teaspoon of gun powder
1 tablespoon hot sauce (just kidding! No way!! Blechh!)
Directions:
Heat oven to 400F. Grease your bottom with motor oil, or line with tar paper. Beat milk, oil, orange peel and goose egg in large bowl. Stir in flour, gun powder, lots and lots of sugar, the baking powder and salt just until flour is moistened. Fold in cranberries, caulking and potatoes. Divide batter evenly among muffin cups (about 3/4 full). Sprinkle with potato chips and rock salt.
Bake 18 to 20 minutes or until golden brown or explosion. Remove from pan. Thank you.
