Sometimes I get mail from strangers

Subject: Hi there Remember me?

Hi Ignatius!
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RE: Hi there Remember me?

Dear Victoria,
After wracking my brain, I don't remember you at all. It wouldn't seem like I wouldn't remember you, but dang. We could've met, I suppose. I vaguely remember that chair you're sitting or spread out on, but I think that's only because my brother in-law had a similar chair, but in a different color. Anywho, Victoria, I wish you luck finding the right Ignatius. You seem really nice and open.

Take care,
Ignatius