Man, I was like quick feet this morning. Actually, I might've been like Lance Armstrong, but without all the fame, endorsement deals, spandex, muscles, record-breaking feats, doping controversy, international envy, cancer, and super-human qualities. Anyway, you know what my trick is? Inflated tires. Fully inflated tires are like incredible. My tip of the day is to pump up your tires until they're firm. I'm no phsycisccssisct, but I tell you what. Pedaling is easier when your tires aren't so soft. Try it. Trust me.
Tip #2: Ride after your hemmoroids are fully healed. It's a little-known tip that works!
