Top 25 Things I'm Going to Try to Keep an Open Mind About, but will Probably Fail.
Show you the money
Wake up and smell the coffee
Want a piece of you
Sit on it
Keep it real
Wang Chung tonight
Get all up in your grill
Think outside the box
Be there (and/or be square)
Talk to the hand
Take it up a notch
Kiss your grits
Get jiggy wid it
Catch you on the flipside
Open up a can of whoop-ass
Gag you with a spoon
Go girl
Keep on truckin'
Get with the program
Eat your shorts
Take it easy
Give mad props
Bring it (on)
Man up
Touch base
Quiero Taco Bell (I have no idea what this means)
Not go there
Yeah, some are less annoying than others. Some are just plain retro-cool. My personal favorite that I will never stop using is Get with the Program. It's really best when I yell it really loud. I will never stop trying to get with the program or asking others to do the same. It's in my nature. In fact, today I've decided I am going to ask people to get with the program every time I greet someone new. For instance:
Gas station attendant: "May I help you, sir?"
Me: "GET WITH THE PROGRAM!"
