17 July 2008

Our Man takes it to The Man

This is Heinrich Kieber who is now officially in the witness protection program. I say he's kind of a hero no matter how hard the powers-that-be will try to make his sketchy past appear even more sketchy than it really is. When I first heard network anchorman Charlie Gibson say that a disgruntled bank employee was in trouble for handing over the names of international tax evaders, I was thinking along these lines:
“Hey, Kieber. I need to talk to you for a sec.”

“What?”

“I think I need you to work again this weekend.”

“Are you fucking kidding me?”