You thought I was going to ramble on about being too big to fail and government bridge loans and the imploding economy and the price of oil and the new way to dole out praise (i.e., a Barackliment or baracliment /n./ A condescending and somewhat reluctant compliment for characteristics that have been apparent to most people for a long, long time).
Anyway, the news I have is more fascinating. You see, Jenny no longer has her numer. After 30 years, 867-5309 has been disconnected. So, basically, it's a sign of the times, I guess. No one's got her number. It's somehow related to the credit crunch. According to an anonymous source, Jenny has a cell phone number which she now uses exclusively and plans to keep unlisted. If someone finds her on Facebook, please drop me a line. Thank you.
