24 February 2007

I'm now home, everyone

Not a huge entourage greeted me at the airport. Just as well. I probably wasn't looking my best, truth be told. My hair felt flat and my combination skin was beginning to show signs of patchiness. Dang patchiness. Anywho, I was pretty tuckered and beat down by all the people doing the InFlight magazine Sudoku puzzle. Not me. I was heavily contemplating buying the world's smallest indoor helicopter for $79.95. It looks totally handy.

Anywho, I made it. Can't thank you enough for all your prayers.

Well, time to get going. I plan to work out a little. Does UPS deliver on Saturday? I can never remember. Maybe my Ab Energizer arrived. It comes with free tightening gel, so that's good. It's raining outside. This would be an awesome day to sit back and watch my stomach muscles define themselves.