TODAY'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE!!! SHE'S 79. NO KIDDING. 79 AND HAPPY AND HEALTHY AS ALL GET-OUT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!!! LET'S HEAR IT FOR MY MOM!!! YAY MOM!!! LOVE YOU!!! YOU'RE GREAT!! THANKS FOR HAVING ME!!! No, really. I totally appreciate it.
