Sounds like that new computer-generated major motion picture war movie "300" is a big-time record-breaking mega-box-office megaplex hit that's breaking mega records all over the megaplace. I understand it's about the Battle of Thermopylae, which in case you don't know your Sparta history, is about a proud people being outnumbered by invaders. It's basically about the Iraq war, only 1700 years ago and with hotter chicks. This one doesn't involve any weapons of mass destruction. Oh, that's right, the modern one doesn't either. Whatever. Meantime, the other major motion picture on everyone's mind is "Wild Hogs," now appears to be overshadowed by the big box-office mega-hit hooplah. Dang. I feel really bad for "Wild Hogs." It's kind of a travesty when one mega-hit gets overshadowed by another mega-hit. It's a troubling state of affairs.
Ever since I saw the preview for "Wild Hogs," I've been thinking about it. Constantly. It appears I just have to commit and make time to see it is all. It's going to be totally awesome, I can tell. How can it not be totally awesome? John Travolta, Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and William H. Macy?!? It's like I've died and gone to buddy-movie heaven. There's four guys in all, not two, so it's like two buddy movies-in-one. Plus they drive motorcycles! Motorcycles! I've never driven a motorcycle before, but I bet after seeing "Wild Hogs" I'll feel like I have. I'll feel like I want to go out and get one!!
Oh man, this movie is going to absolutely rock! Even the name alone is funny and awesome! "Wild Hogs." How'd they come up with that? Pure comic genius. Plus it makes sense, too. Hogs are wild. At least most are. I'm not even sure about that, but it doesn't matter -- it's the best movie name of all time. Four guys and their Harleys!! Total good times.
I'll be really interested to see how Martin Lawrence does in the movie. He's black. I bet he'll be getting them in trouble because they'll be driving around places where there aren't a lot of black people and the racist locals will try to give them a hard time but good old Martin Lawrence won't be having any of that thank you very much. Man, this is a great country when we overcome racism. In the end we'll all learn a little something about ourselves and how it's important to fight for what's right and be full of inner strength!
I could go on and on about the other actors, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone. I don't know about you guys, but I'm counting the minutes til I get to the theater. I can't wait.
