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News flash to self: It occurred to me that no one reads this shit. So that's basically it for today. I'm cool with that. I wouldn't want the pressure. This is an anonymous bog in case you haven't figured that out. Sheez, man. Get a clue. Dang. Do you think I want to embarrass myself and shame my family? I'm not into that. I'm not into letting anyone know about this bloggedy bog dog bog jog flim flam flim flam rope a dope. I've always wanted to say that and now I have the POWER. I'm awesome. This is my best posty ever. Damn, I'm good.