I've done some research on my own and discovered that there is a lot of relevant stuff my teachers left out about about studying our states and their capitals and such. Therefore, I have decided to take a closer look at our United States. I decided to start alphabetically, so without further hesitation, I present: Idaho. As you'll see, there's a lot more to Idaho than the potato.
Full Name: Idahohohohionia
Nickname: The Ho
Nickname(s) from its enemies: Idadodo, Ida Hosebag
Named after: Bob Idaho
Sex: Female
State Dog: Jim
State Capitol: None
State Motto: "We are Idaho, Bitch!"
State's Most Popular Tourist Destination: Canada
State Song: Theme from Chico and the Man
Current President of Idaho: Rutherford B. Hayes
Current Prime Minister of Idaho: None (stupid question)
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Population: 85
Official State Language: Aramaic
Ethnic Composition: Not a lot of black people
Official Government: Parlimentary
Official State Atmosphere: 33.3% Ground, 33.3% Oxygen, 33.3% Sky
Children: Okay
Official Artificial Turf Color: Blue
Official Game Winning Prayer: Hook-n-Ladder
Official State Religion: Sunni
Official State Fish: Dolphin
MapQuest Orientation: Surrounded by Oregon, Washington, Montana, and Georgia.
Official State Mental Illness: Bi-Polar Disorder
Famous People From Idaho: Fred Durst, Socrates, Betty Rubble
Official State Allergies: Eggplant, tomatoes and latex
Official State Cookie: Thin Mints
Surreal Fact: Idaho invented the saying "working hard or hardly working?"
Fact: People who use that saying should be tortured to death.
