Instead of muffin recipes, I went a different route that doesn't include butter, sugar, a mixer, a muffin pan and cleaning up. I hate cleaning up. I need to face facts: I'm not a good baker or cleaning up. I don't know. Maybe I suck at muffins in general. But I found this awesome muffin joke on the Internet. I embellished it, changed it, made it my own . . . just like a good muffin recipe. I hope I didn't spoil it. Oh well. If you're looking for a good muffin joke, you just might enjoy this sweet buttery billowy bit of cakie goodness. It's not bad, if I might say so myself.
A dozen muffins are in the oven, cooking at around 400F on a lightly greased muffin pan.
One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting really hot in here. I'm fricken baking!"
The muffin next to him says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"
The muffin talked -- get it? Maybe it's not that great after all.
Dang. My timing is all off today. Maybe you had to be there.
I hope to see everyone tomorrow!
