Happy Birthday, Me!!! Oh man, I miss me. Look at me. I can't believe how much I've grown!! Sheeez. What have you been up to, self? Have you lost some weight? I think you've been working out, cuz you look damn fine, pretty cut. Really? Hell yeah. You're so awesome. You, me, I -- we're all awesome and lookin' gooood. More GREAT NEWS other than being my birthday: I am the Water Commissioner for Linnton School Place!!! It's so awesome. I monitor the sprinklers to make sure they spray water!!! And just when you think I'm totally the Man in Full, I was recruited to be on the Linnton Neighborhood Association Beautification Committee!!! I'm psyched!! Life is Good. I rock.
I thought I had even more news, but I can't remember right now. The Daughter leaves for camp, that's something. I'll miss her, but she's growing up. Can't stop that.
