If you're reading this, you have to automatically cut and paste the questions into your Facebook Notes page and start answering them. Then tag hundreds of your Facebookies. Do it. If you do it, I think you'll automatically get seven years of uninterrupted employment. If you break the chain, something unsavory might happen. I'm not sure. Good luck!
YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED TO ANSWER ONE MORE SERIES OF STUPID QUESTIONS
1. IF YOU HAD OCTOPULETS, HOW MANY WOULD YOU KEEP?
2. WHAT IS IDAHO'S REAL NAME?
3. WHAT TYPE OF CURRENCY DO YOU UNDERSTAND BETTER: BEAUTY OR DOLLARS?
4. DO YOU LIKE HIPPIES?
5. DESCRIBE DALLAS, TEXAS.
6. WHAT KIND OF HATS ARE GOOD?
7. DID YOU VOTE FOR WALTER MONDALE, MICHEAL DUKAKAS OR PAUL TSONGAS?
8. WOULD YOU HAVE BILL O'REILLY OVER FOR DINNER IF SOMEONE PAID YOU?
9. DO YOU WASH YOUR HANDS WELL ENOUGH WHEN PREPARING MEALS FOR GUESTS?
10. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CURMUDGEON?
11. WHEN YOU FIRST HEARD ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF AN INTERNATIONAL "SHROOM DAY," WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERN FOR PUBLIC SAFETY OR SUPPLY?
12. PENCIL LEAD OR PINK ERASER?
13. NEIL YOUNG?
14. IS BEYONCÉ PART OF SOME SORT OF STIMULUS PACKAGE OR WHAT?
15. PICK A 20TH CENTURY DECADE TO BE 24 YEARS OLD INDEFINITELY.
16. IF YOU COULD RENAME FACEBOOK, WOULD YOU CALL IT SUCKYFACE OR FACE-ON-YOU OR ...?
17. WOULD YOU EVER WANT TO LIVE IN OKLAHOMAH? WHAT ABOUT OKLAHOMA?
18. HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED ADAM 12, THE HIGHLY UNDERRATED POLICE SHOW?
19. WHO IS WAY COOL?
20. WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN A BLOCKBUSTER MAJOR MOTION PICTURE?
21. WHICH FAMOUS PERSON WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR WITH FOR HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS? (DON'T SAY McGUYVER BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE STUPID.)
22. DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW HOW MUCH OF A WASTE OF TIME FACEBOOK IS?
23. HAVE YOU PRETENDED TO BE A SUPERMODEL? YOU HAVEN'T?
24. ARE YOU A STALKER?
25. WHEN PEOPLE SAY "THIS CITY IS TOO LIBERAL," WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
26. SHOULD ALIENS FROM DISTANT GALAXIES BLEND IN, BE CUTE, BE SCARY AS HELL, OR LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
27. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE DO YOU LIKE?
28. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
29. I NEED COFFEE.
