I probably should've pursued a fall-back plan in one of these job areas:
1. Abandoned/Foreclosed House Housecleaner or Sign Painter/Planter
2. Grief Counselor
3. Undertaker
4. Movie Star
5. American Idol judge
6. Facebook Guy
7. IRS employee-at-large
8. Drug Lord
9. Network News Anchor
10. Bachelor Contestant
